Law-Abiding Citizen Review

Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler) is a family man. One day, he opens his front door and is assaulted by a pair of home invaders. As he watches, one of them murders his family while the other steals his valuables. After they are caught, the murderer form the pair promises to testify against the other and in so doing, gets a lighter sentence. Clyde is dismayed by the nonchalance of the Assistant DA Nick Rice (Jamie Foxx), who tells him that a deal has been made to get some justice, rather than none. Clyde decides to take matters into his own hands and finds a way to kill both home invaders.

Over the years there have been plenty of revenge movies, like Charles Bronson in Death Wish and Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. This film is a little different from either of those movies with one exception. The key difference is that after both criminals have been killed, the vigilante starts killing members of the justice system, and so doing, loses some of the sympathy the audience had for him from the beginning.

Both Butler and Foxx put in good performances, but the script is relatively transparent and it’s easy to see who’s next on the vigilante’s hit list.

6 out of 10

http://www.lawabidingcitizenfilm.com/

Couple's Retreat review

Jason (Jason Bateman) and Cynthia (Kristin Bell) hit a rough patch in their marriage and plan a trip to a tropical island getaway to rekindle their marriage. There, they can jetski, sunbathe, and get counselling on their marriage from professionals. The catch is it’s far too expensive for their budget. However, if they can convince two other couples (Dave & Ronnie [Vince Vaughn and Malin Akerman] & Shane & Trudy [Faizon Love and Kali Hawk] )to join them in a package deal, it is.

After some humourous efforts to convince them, the band of six decides to go. Off they jet to a tropical paradise, only to find that counseling begins at 6am!

I saw it this weekend and I have to admit I was pleasantly surprised. It wasn’t anything groundbreaking, but it was funny and had some great characters in it. The funniest scenes are from the supporting cast and not Vince Vaughn. Favreau and Bell are excellent as the high school sweethearts who can no longer stand each other, while Vaughn’s son (Colin Biaocchi) steals scenes with his pottie training.

The women in the movie don’t have much do to other than look good in bikinis, and they all pull that off easily. Probably the biggest problem is that the film was originally intended to be an R-rated film, but was changed to a PG-13 flick, which left a lot of potential laughs on the cutting room floor. My guess is the unrated DVD will be even better than the movie.

Review of Surrogates

In a future not that far from our own, a crippled scientist named Canter (played by James Cromwell) invents a robotic technology (Surrogates) allowing people to use robots to interact with the world. Intended to liberate those with handicaps, they are quickly adopted by the vast majority of the population to allow themselves to engage in all sorts of risky behaviour that they wouldn’t do with their normal bodies. For example, the military uses them to fight wars bloodlessly, civilians use them to skydive and so on. By upgrading their surrogates, they can become younger, prettier, sexier, and stronger than average human beings. Very quickly, people begin to use them all the time in the day-to-day life and many never even leave their homes, preferring to interact with the world entirely through their surrogates.

Bruce Willis stars as FBI detective Greer, who is called in to investigate what appears to be the first homicide of a Surrogate user. Radha Mitchell stars as his partner, Peters, and together they search for clues as to how it was possible to deactivate a Surrogate and kill the user at the same time, overriding all of its fail-safes. During their investigation they discover a massive conspiracy to alter the world.

The strength of the film comes from its technology and theme. Given that many people already understand that people act differently over the Internet, the question is posed, would they do so if they could choose a robotic avatar to explore the world in? Would people become addicted to the use of their avatars, much in the same way people are addicted to WoW or Twitter or even just email? It is these exactly types of questions that this films makes viewers ask and then turn around and look at our current high-tech culture and technology usage. Even if the film were terrible, you would have to give it credit for this and this alone.

Fortunately, the film is quite watchable and entertaining. Bruce Willis does a good job in this cop role (not that surprising really). His role is fascinating, because when we first see him, he uses a surrogate and can do amazing things, jumping incredibly high, surviving a helicopter crash, getting shot, you name it. But after his surrogate is destroyed by anti-technology Luddites (and the FBI refuses to replace it), we see his fear, shock and dismay at interacting in a world dominated by surrogates. Ving Rhames stars as the Prophet, leader of the those Luddites, which have carved out ‘Dread’ territories across the US where surrogates are not allowed.

The rest of the cast is fine, but in my mind, Rosamund Pike (Maggie – Greer’s wife) had by far the most interesting role. Throughout the film, Greer and Maggie have serious conflict, as he wants her to unplug and she flat out refuses, preferring life with her avatar.

There are some minor plot holes, like how does anyone control two surrogates at once and so on, but all in all, they don’t really detract from the story, which is sci-fi after all. The biggest thing is that Surrogates was marketed as an action flick, while it is really more of a sci-fi thriller. There are action scenes, but in general there are not that many and most of them aren’t especially memorable. Still, despite those minor flaws, the film was highly entertaining and examined society in a way that not many sci-fi films ever do. If you enjoyed District 9, my hunch is you’ll enjoy this one too.

7 out of 10

http://chooseyoursurrogate.com/

Welcome aboard!

I've been writing movie reviews for years now, and posting them on another website. Today I decided I would start my own blog here and see where it takes me.

In the past, I only wrote reviews for movies to which I had seen the premiere. That was because I worked for a movie theatre company up here in the Great White North and got to see a couple each month, courtesy of the major movie studios here in Canada (thanks!). These days, I no longer work in the industry, but I still love movies and enjoy writing, so here I am.

Now that I'm not in the industry any longer, I will review any movies I see, no matter when I see them, whether its on DVD or a month after it has opened in theatres. However, if a studio exec stumbles across this blog and decides they want some free word of mouth advertising, contact me here and I'll be more than glad to watch more free movies (nudge nudge, wink, wink).

I've started off with a review of Zombieland, which I saw last week (great film BTW). I'll add more movies as I see them, as well as add previous reviews I've written in the past.

Hope to see you around again soon.

Enjoy!

Zombieland Review

Someone in America made the fatal mistake of eating a bad hamburger, which was infected with Mad Cow. Instead of slowly killing them as usually is the case, the virus mutated, and caused massive brain swelling in its victim in a matter of hours, which in turn created a homicidal maniac with a hunger for human flesh. Thus began the zombie apocalypse in Zombieland.

The hero of the story, Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), is a nerdy college kid trying to make his way home to Columbus from Austin Texas. In a series of voiceovers, he quickly introduces the audience to his rules of survival, like rule #1, Cardio. If you can’t run, you can’t get away from the zombies, which is hilariously illustrated by a zombie chasing a fat guy across a field. Rule #2 is Double Tap or don’t be cheap on bullets. Use a second one to make sure the zombie stays down. And so on. Each is followed by a hilarious example of what might happen if you don't follow the rules.

He quickly meets Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), a wise-cracking, zombie-killing machine who is on a mission to find a Twinkie. After meeting Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin), they are tricked into surrendering their weapons and vehicle. A chase ensues and again they are tricked, losing their weapons and vehicle. This time though, Columbus convinces them to all work together in their goal to get to Pacific Playland, an amusement park outside Los Angeles. There, they discover all sorts of odd things.

Zombieland is more comedy than horror (zomedy?), so for those of you who are looking for gore and gruesomeness, you’ll have to get your fix elsewhere. There are scenes of zombies munching on hapless people, but the gore is minimal and secondary to the film. The zombies in the movie are also of the fast variety, so purists may not enjoy it as much as the typical Romero versions. And finally, because the zombies were created by mad cow, a brain shot is not necessary to kill them.

However, despite these ‘flaws’, the movie is highly entertaining. It is fast paced, action packed and laced with tons of dark comedy. I would guess that there is more humour than there are zombies and mayhem, but the movie still works and works well I might add. Woody Harrelson puts in a performance that more than atones for stinkers like Money Train. Jesse Eisenberg plays the computer nerd perfectly and Emma Stone, well, she’s hotter than a Mexican’s lunch as an old Hollywood director used to say. As someone in the audience said at the screening, “This is how all zombie movies should be.”

9 out of 10

http://www.zombieland.com/